Turning water into whining

My name is Jesus.  It is pronounced “Hey Zeus” if your Mexican or some other derivative of a Mexi.  For all others, it’s Jesus; pronounce…well…”Geez Us”.  I’m Jewish by birth but cheap by choice.  I spend most of my time getting paid to do nothing, so when I have to do something, I’m grossly underpaid.  People think I’m smart, but really they are just stupid.  I once won a game of boggle, acronyms were allowed.  People find it odd when I tell them I write a blog, so I don’t tell them.  The greatest invention in the world is me, I’m a pseudonym. 

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